Archive for April, 2008

‘House Bunny’ Trailer Bares All Online

Anna Farris’ new movie just hit the web and I haven’t left my house for two days. It isn’t because the trailer is actually any good. She plays a Playboy bunny who gets dumped into a sorority house with the chick from “Superbad,” so you do the math.

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Sure to Suck – Prom Night, Street Kings

Are you looking forward to see something this weekend at your local theater? Have you been burned so many times by bad movies that you’ve avoided the movie theater altogether and turned into a pale hermit that gets less sunlight than the moon? We’re here to help. These are the movies that are sure to suck this weekend.

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Boll Puts His Mouth Where His Balls Are

Uwe Boll has had an interesting career as a movie director, if by interesting you mean as interesting as a train wreck that a plane nose dived into while carrying a payload of fireworks, dynamite and CIA grade C4.

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Nobosapien: The Movie

It used to be toys got developed, assembled and released. Then they became popular and got their own cartoons so kids could buy the whole line of them and play along with them as they sat drooling and saucer eyed in front of the screen. Then the TV show became a movie making it the first time some of the little kiddies would leave the house during daylight hours. Well, not anymore.

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Screen Gems Sinking Its Gold Teeth Into Austen’s “Emma”

I don’t pretend to understand everything about the hip-hop universe. I listen to some of its music, enjoy its stories and appreciate the mark it has left on the world. I’m sure the world’s greatest writers and artists would have the same attitude if they were alive today by leaving it the hell alone.

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‘Short Circuit’ Remake Not a Shocker

The remade movie mill just won’t stop churning out the cinematic sausage in that it’s usually pieced together from a bunch of other films and a pound of rancid tripe goes into every recycled bite.

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Superbad Filmmakers to Make Superbad Film

After getting tricked the other day about an upcoming spoof movie, we’re a little reluctant to post this latest news because even though the other film “Art House Movie” was a total fake, this one made me mad all over again. Dammit, I just patched up that hole in the wall too.

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There’s Egg on My Face and Hope in My Heart

Apparently early in our infancy, we’ve been duped as part an elaborate April Fools’ prank…or we were the ones that pulled the April Fools’ prank ourselves. Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket.

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Makers of ‘Scary Movie,’ ‘Date Movie,’ ‘Epic Movie’ Making ‘Unfunny Spoof Movie’

News like this may be depressing and disheartening but it gives us carte blanche to post pictures like this of Carmen Electra.

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