Holy Smurf! Get Ready to Smurf in Your Smurfs at the “Smurfs” Movie
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Those cute little adorable creatures that were a staple of every child of the 80s’ Saturday morning cartoon diet are about to be ripped apart and torn limb from tiny blue limb by the most destructive force known to human kind – Hollywood.

Has anyone in the history of the universe ever found movies like “Meet the Spartans,” “Date Movie” and “Epic Movie” funny? If you just answered yes, get out. You don’t belong in the universe.
If you thought “Spider Man 3″ was bad, well get ready to pull the brakes on the suck train because “Spider Man 4″ wants to get on and he’s got a first class ticket.
Hollywood seems to have a skewed view of how to make a successful action remake. The trend used to be that the producers would put together a lot of accomplished action writers and actors in the hopes of making a good action movie. These days, the trend seems to be that the producers do a whole lot of acid, whack each other across the head with wooden boards and then cast writers and actors in the hopes of making a good action movie before the hallucinations wear off.
There’s something inherently annoying about the “Bourne” movie franchise. Sure the first one was OK and the second wasn’t as good but still good and the third wasn’t as good as the other one. It really just pisses me off that a big movie franchise like that can’t at least be really, really, really mediocre, bad mediocre, Brent Ratner mediocre.
Yes, Axel Foley will be back for one more movie and let’s just hope that this time, he really means “one” more movie. Of course, as evidenced by the picture to the left, he’s not that good at counting to begin with, so all hope is lost as this point.
If you saw the “Sex and the City” movie this past weekend and didn’t get laid, I’d think about calling a lawyer or if you didn’t bring a date with you, a psychiatrist because you have some issues that need to be worked out.