Archive for July, 2008

All of my wishes are coming true. It’s just like Christmas except unwanted kids aren’t running around my house in front of my TV while I watch the game, there are no relatives around to create awkward conversations about bladder operations and Grandpa’s not drunk and calling the authorities to report a kidnapping because his kids are talking about putting him in a home.

After studios quashed rumors about a possible friends movie, it seems the creators of “The Sopranos” have whacked any chance of a similar movie, according to Cinematical.

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Another weekend, another strain of endless time with nothing to do, another list of movies that are sure to reek more than cheese that’s been left on the surface of the sun. These are the movies you should avoid at the theaters this weekend.

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Technically this isn’t movie news except for the fact that happened at a premiere for a movie that looks and sounds like it could kill people with its very soul.

The disco tripe churner ABBA announced they will never get together for a reunion, according to the the AP.

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In the few months I’ve been doing this blog, I’m happy to report that FINALLY I have some good news to report for the first time in our short history. Uwe Boll is retiring in flames kind of good. The guy who make the “Movie” parody movies are now managing a 7-11 kind of good.

There will not be a “Friends” movie, according to The Movie Blog.

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There must be waves of heat stroke criss crossing the country because with a few exceptions, a lot of bad movies have been scoring the number one box office spot.

The superhero spoof “Hancock” earned the top at the box office during the coveted Fourth of July weekend, according to IMDB.com.

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The Fourth of July weekend is coming up, so you’ve got to have some plans by now. Maybe you should go to a barbecue to take a blanket and some beer to a quiet hill and watch some fireworks with that special someone. How about a trip to the movies? Sure, if you’re a big ol’ Communist.

Here’s what “Sure to Suck” at the theaters and on DVD this weekend.

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M. Night Shyamalan’s latest shock ‘n shout fest “The Happening” didn’t happen. Surprise!

According to Rotten Tomatoes, the film barely pulled in $60 million after more than two weeks in released and has the lowest percentage critic rating among this week’s top 10 highest grossing movies. This means it’s destined to become not just one of the worst rating and successful films of the summer, but perhaps of the entire year.

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