Anna Farris’ new movie just hit the web and I haven’t left my house for two days. It isn’t because the trailer is actually any good. She plays a Playboy bunny who gets dumped into a sorority house with the chick from “Superbad,” so you do the math.

You can watch the trailer below or here along with our patented “Trashed Trailer” commentary below. If you’re a guy, don’t plan on doing much for a few hours. If you’re a girl, laugh…at our male stupidity and even less at the trailer.

00:11 – This obvious Hugh Hefner cameo has been brought to you by Viagra: the only medicine approved by the FDA on the market that makes you wish old man got menopause at age 50 too.

00:52 – One of the sisters from the dorky sorority asks Anna, “How can we be so smart but everyone kind of think we’re losers?” That’s because a movie with a plot this thin needs a device as fat as a truck stop waitress who loves on nothing but donuts and pie every day.

01:27 – The movie was created by Happy Madison, Adam Sandler’s production company. And you thought Sandler could do LESS damage with a desk job.