At one time before one of the books came out, there were a stream of rumors that Harry Potter was going to be killed off by J.K. Rowling. Oh how I long for those sweet, carefree days.

A trailer has hit the web for yet another Harry Potter movie on YouTube, this time its “Harry Potter and the Something or Other I Didn’t Even Bother to Find the Title for Because I’m So Sick to Death of These Movies.”

We, as always, have posted the trailer below for our patented cinematic firing squad system that we called “Trashed Trailers.” Just watch the video below and read along at the right times for our guaranteed pithy comments. Enjoy.

00:08 – A row of crystals is revealed and Dumbledore tells Harry Potter, “What you are looking at are memories.” I’ll bet he keeps Larry Flynt and Wilt Chamberlain’s memory crystals in a shoebox under his bed.

00:52 – A young boy named Tom Riddle tells Dumbledore, “I can make things move without touching them.” Like what? Your penis?

00:57 – Tom also tells Dumbledore, “I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me.” He adds, “For instance, Richard Roeper gave my last film a bad review and now he’s the entertainment reporter in Bumblef#&$*, Arkansas.”