Technically this isn’t movie news except for the fact that happened at a premiere for a movie that looks and sounds like it could kill people with its very soul.

The disco tripe churner ABBA announced they will never get together for a reunion, according to the the AP.

Songwriters Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson officially broke the news to British reporters who tried to look really disappointed when the news broke.

Ulvaeus said money had nothing to do with their decision and the reason they didn’t want to do a reunion tour is because…

“we would like people to remember us as we were.”

He wants people to remember ABBA as “ear-bleeding bad”?

This news broke at the premiere of the “Mamma Mia!” movie, a musical based on the music of ABBA. People who attended the movie were let in for free and had to pay for a ticket in order to leave.