Another CW Star Gets a Horror Movie Perpetuating the ‘All CW Stars Will Eventually Get Their Own Horror Movie’ Cycle
Recognize that famous face to the left? Me neither, but apparently he’s set to star in another horror movie that’s sure to draw in a crowd of lonely teenage girls who can identify him and have no dates for a Saturday night.
Aaron Ashmore from TV’s “Smallville” and “Veronica Mars” will star in a horror movie that takes place in the Arctic called “The Thaw,” according to ComingSoon.net.
The film is about a research team that squares off with a killer parasite. So it’s about every agent ever born?
The parasite comes to life after the polar ice caps melt making it like a more action-packed “Inconvenient Truth.” Actually, that’s not very accurate because an Ingmar Bergman film could be considered more action packed than “An Inconvenient Truth.”
Besides, was “The Thaw” the most clever title they could have pulled out of their title hat? “The Thaw” sounds like Mr. Freeze from “Batman and Robin” wrote the movie.
