Dumb Movies: In The News
September 24, 2008 ·
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M. Night Shyamalan has hit 0-4 for his last films. Everyone has not only been a huge disappointment, but a crushing mindless bore. He makes movies with twist endings the way President Bush makes budgets with sound financial advice.
The Movie Blog reported his next film might be a sequel to one of his films that sort of doesn’t suck.
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September 17, 2008 ·
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The Terminator is about the only role of Arnold Schwarzenegger the world can stand because it calls for a wooden, emotionless, stoic character who talks like he’s reading off a cue-card. It’s a wonder he didn’t get the Best Actor Oscar.
But MTV’s Movie Blog has some news of other people who were considered for that famous movie role.
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September 16, 2008 ·
Filed under In The News, Video Game Movies that Don't Involve Uwe Boll ·
It looks like video game movies are going to be around for a long time…unless I some how figure out a way to go back in time and stop video games from ever being made. That’s so crazy that it just might work.
Moviesonline.ca reports that a “Duke Nukem” movie is officially in the works.
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September 15, 2008 ·
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Have you been clamoring for another “Triple-XXX” movie? Well, get your hand out of your pants and check this out.
Vin Diesel is in talks to return to the third installment, according to Variety.
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September 9, 2008 ·
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We love disagreeing with other blogs and movie forums, especially when they couldn’t be more wrong than a show that features Bill Hicks opening for Raffi.
The Movie Blog reports on a quote from comic book artist Frank Miller about his hope and dream that one day, Sylvester Stallone will get to play “The Dark Knight.”
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September 8, 2008 ·
Filed under Dumb Coming Attractions, In The News, One Sequel Too Many ·
I know that as a writer and reporter, I’m supposed to be objective and fair to all sides and willing to accept certain facts I may not personally agree with in order to preserve the overall story. But this news makes wish I could find the people responsible for this #*$&ing travesty and rips their goddamn *##&s off and stuff them right up their #($*$ing #*$.
The MTV Movies Blog has confirmed that there will be a “Ghostbusters 3,” but most likely without the original cast.
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September 4, 2008 ·
Filed under Dumb Coming Attractions, In The News, Sequels No One Asked For ·
Here’s a movie that America has been dying to see. No not every other film in development other than the sequel to “Ghost Rider 2.” I’m talking about “Ghost Rider 2.”
MTV Movies Blog reports the sequel starring Nicholas Cage is already in the works.
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September 3, 2008 ·
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We here at DumbMovies have no problem heaping praise to people in the film industry who deserve more than we can offer, just in the same way that we have no problem heaping literary manure to people int he film industry who deserve more than the entire fertilizer industry can dump on them, pun intended.
Voice actor Don LaFontaine died today at this week at the age of 68, according to The Internet Movie Database.
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August 27, 2008 ·
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It’s pretty bad when a movie gets a bad review days before it is scheduled to open…from the film’s director.
Mathieu Kassovitz, director of the new Vin Diesel vehicle “Babylon A.D.,” made fun of his own film, according to Variety.
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August 26, 2008 ·
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“The Dark Knight” is a big, huge hit, so big that’s there’s even talk of it being an Oscar contender. That means the rumors about the third film are going to never stop flying until it hits the screen. We wish this one would have crash landed.
Get the Big Picture reports that Cher is being consider to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie.
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