You knew this was coming, so let’s just pretend that it’s the nasty tasting cough medicine we all hated as a child, look at it and swallow it and go on with our lives, except this kind of cough medicine will make you want to stab your own brain.
The Movie Blog reported that a sequel to “Alvin and the Chipmunks” is in the works. Read more »
If you’re wondering where Jennifer Lopez went, it’s time to start wishing you hadn’t.
Variety reports that the J.Lo-ster herself will start in another cookie cutter, run of the mill romantic comedy called “Governess.” Read more »
The annual Comic Con, that gathering of portly nerds with no jobs and loads of frequent flyer miles, has been stirring up all kinds of talks of movie sequels to films you may not believe deserve the sequel treatment.
Today’s MoviesOnline.ca has a slew of sequel news in their inbox. Read more »
If you thought wrestling looked fake, wait until you see their movies, which is doubly sad since you know movies are supposed to be fake.
The World Wrestling Entertainment franchise have officially opened their own Hollywood film studio, according to Variety. Read more »
When will the Wachowski brothers ever learn their lesson? Maybe when millions of blind, easily amused theater goers stop going to their movies and since that’s never going to happen, I guess ignorance is bliss.
Ain’t It Cool News reports that the team that brought you “The Matrix” is hard at work on a remake of the comic book character, “Plastic Man.” Read more »
All of my wishes are coming true. It’s just like Christmas except unwanted kids aren’t running around my house in front of my TV while I watch the game, there are no relatives around to create awkward conversations about bladder operations and Grandpa’s not drunk and calling the authorities to report a kidnapping because his kids are talking about putting him in a home.
After studios quashed rumors about a possible friends movie, it seems the creators of “The Sopranos” have whacked any chance of a similar movie, according to Cinematical. Read more »
Technically this isn’t movie news except for the fact that happened at a premiere for a movie that looks and sounds like it could kill people with its very soul.
The disco tripe churner ABBA announced they will never get together for a reunion, according to the the AP. Read more »
In the few months I’ve been doing this blog, I’m happy to report that FINALLY I have some good news to report for the first time in our short history. Uwe Boll is retiring in flames kind of good. The guy who make the “Movie” parody movies are now managing a 7-11 kind of good.
There will not be a “Friends” movie, according to The Movie Blog. Read more »
There must be waves of heat stroke criss crossing the country because with a few exceptions, a lot of bad movies have been scoring the number one box office spot.
The superhero spoof “Hancock” earned the top at the box office during the coveted Fourth of July weekend, according to IMDB.com. Read more »
M. Night Shyamalan’s latest shock ‘n shout fest “The Happening” didn’t happen. Surprise!
According to Rotten Tomatoes, the film barely pulled in $60 million after more than two weeks in released and has the lowest percentage critic rating among this week’s top 10 highest grossing movies. This means it’s destined to become not just one of the worst rating and successful films of the summer, but perhaps of the entire year. Read more »