Sucky Sequel Talk Surfaces at Comic Con
The annual Comic Con, that gathering of portly nerds with no jobs and loads of frequent flyer miles, has been stirring up all kinds of talks of movie sequels to films you may not believe deserve the sequel treatment.
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If you thought wrestling looked fake, wait until you see their movies, which is doubly sad since you know movies are supposed to be fake.
When will the Wachowski brothers ever learn their lesson? Maybe when millions of blind, easily amused theater goers stop going to their movies and since that’s never going to happen, I guess ignorance is bliss.
All of my wishes are coming true. It’s just like Christmas except unwanted kids aren’t running around my house in front of my TV while I watch the game, there are no relatives around to create awkward conversations about bladder operations and Grandpa’s not drunk and calling the authorities to report a kidnapping because his kids are talking about putting him in a home.
Technically this isn’t movie news except for the fact that happened at a premiere for a movie that looks and sounds like it could kill people with its very soul.
In the few months I’ve been doing this blog, I’m happy to report that FINALLY I have some good news to report for the first time in our short history. Uwe Boll is retiring in flames kind of good. The guy who make the “Movie” parody movies are now managing a 7-11 kind of good.
There must be waves of heat stroke criss crossing the country because with a few exceptions, a lot of bad movies have been scoring the number one box office spot.
M. Night Shyamalan’s latest shock ‘n shout fest “The Happening” didn’t happen. Surprise!
A lot of you “Get Smart” are probably staring at the screen and going “Nyah-nyah-nyah” like little sugared up children because I put this film on last week’s “Sure to Suck” list. All it did was making the number one spot at the box office. If money proved that a film was good, “The Phantom Menace” would have won the Best Picture Oscar.
We rarely would consult the Pope as a movie critic. You would get better advice on how to do your taxes from a homeless guy. In this case, we’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.