Dumb Movies: Dumb Coming Attractions
Are you waiting with giddy anticipation for the next “Transformers” movie from Michael Bay? Well have we got a shocker for you. You are a huge loser with a rotten taste in movies and you need some serious, serious help.
As for the other shocker, Latino Review has some new images of Megatron for “Transformers II: Rise of the Fallen.”
Now before the comments start flying about how we’re anti-American and against everything it stands for because we’re making fun of this movie, just remember we here at DumbMovies are Americans too. We’re not left wing or right wing. We firmly believe that both Democrats AND Republicans suck.
So with that in mind, here’s a look at the upcoming parody schlock-fest that is “An American Carol.” Read more »
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I know that as a writer and reporter, I’m supposed to be objective and fair to all sides and willing to accept certain facts I may not personally agree with in order to preserve the overall story. But this news makes wish I could find the people responsible for this #*$&ing travesty and rips their goddamn *##&s off and stuff them right up their #($*$ing #*$.
There’s a Poster for Another “Saw…This Movie a Million Times Before Even Though There Are Only Five of Them”
If you enjoyed the last four “Saw” movies, then you might be familiar with this gruesome image of a guy getting his head julienned. If you didn’t like the last four “Saw” movies, you might be familiar with this gruesome image because it’s the way your entire head felt when you had to sit through any of them.
If you were hoping and praying for sequels to films like “Grease” and “Without a Paddle,” kill yourself, then watch these sequels because you’ll end killing yourself by the time they are done. It makes for better time managment.
At one time before one of the books came out, there were a stream of rumors that Harry Potter was going to be killed off by J.K. Rowling. Oh how I long for those sweet, carefree days.
A trailer has hit the web for yet another Harry Potter movie on YouTube, this time its “Harry Potter and the Something or Other I Didn’t Even Bother to Find the Title for Because I’m So Sick to Death of These Movies.” Read more »
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