Dumb Movies: Dumb Coming Attractions

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

As if the “Transformers” movie couldn’t get any more messed up, it’s about to get a weird cameo and no it’s not Cracker, the autobot who can turn into a broken down, double wide trailer with no wheels.

According to Ain’t It Cool News, a picture of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show’s Wack Pack appeared in a set shot for the new “Transformers” flick.

Read more »

The G.I. Joe Movie Will Suck, Now You Know and Knowing is Half the Battle

Is there a classic toy that doesn’t have a development deal with a major motion picture studio? First there was the Transformers movie and now G.I. Joe? What will the Slinky movie be like? “In a world, where you can walk down the stairs, alone or in pairs…”

Some new posters for the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie hit the web this week. Movies Online scored the first images of them.

Read more »

Megan Fox Said…Well, I Don’t Remember Because I Was Staring at Her Boobies the Whole Time

Apparently, actress Megan Fox spilled some details about the new “Transformers” movie but it took forever for the news to get to the web because all the bloggers had written in their notebooks was “I would so do her” over and over again.

Megan Fox spilled the beans about the script to “Transformers 2″ to the MTV Movies Blog.

Read more »

Another CW Star Gets a Horror Movie Perpetuating the ‘All CW Stars Will Eventually Get Their Own Horror Movie’ Cycle

Recognize that famous face to the left? Me neither, but apparently he’s set to star in another horror movie that’s sure to draw in a crowd of lonely teenage girls who can identify him and have no dates for a Saturday night.

Aaron Ashmore from TV’s “Smallville” and “Veronica Mars” will star in a horror movie that takes place in the Arctic called “The Thaw,” according to ComingSoon.net.

Read more »

Holy Smurf! Get Ready to Smurf in Your Smurfs at the “Smurfs” Movie

Those cute little adorable creatures that were a staple of every child of the 80s’ Saturday morning cartoon diet are about to be ripped apart and torn limb from tiny blue limb by the most destructive force known to human kind - Hollywood.

Read more »

‘Disaster Movie’ to Become Most Aptly Titled Film Since ‘Failure to Launch’

Has anyone in the history of the universe ever found movies like “Meet the Spartans,” “Date Movie” and “Epic Movie” funny? If you just answered yes, get out. You don’t belong in the universe.

Read more »

Spider Man, Spider Man, Does Whatever a Spider Man Can…To Run His Movie Series Into the Ground

If you thought “Spider Man 3″ was bad, well get ready to pull the brakes on the suck train because “Spider Man 4″ wants to get on and he’s got a first class ticket.

Read more »

Things that Make You Go, “What the #*#&$ing #*&$ing $*#*?”

Hollywood seems to have a skewed view of how to make a successful action remake. The trend used to be that the producers would put together a lot of accomplished action writers and actors in the hopes of making a good action movie. These days, the trend seems to be that the producers do a whole lot of acid, whack each other across the head with wooden boards and then cast writers and actors in the hopes of making a good action movie before the hallucinations wear off.

Here are three of the strangest casting choices we’ve heard so far for future some “Sure to Suck” movie releases.

Read more »

‘Bourne’ Won’t Die

There’s something inherently annoying about the “Bourne” movie franchise. Sure the first one was OK and the second wasn’t as good but still good and the third wasn’t as good as the other one. It really just pisses me off that a big movie franchise like that can’t at least be really, really, really mediocre, bad mediocre, Brent Ratner mediocre.

Read more »

‘Beverly Hills Crap’ in Production

Yes, Axel Foley will be back for one more movie and let’s just hope that this time, he really means “one” more movie. Of course, as evidenced by the picture to the left, he’s not that good at counting to begin with, so all hope is lost as this point.

Read more »

More Dumb Movies »