Dumb Movies: Dumb Coming Attractions

“Punisher 2″ to Punish Enemies, Audiences for Paying to See It

If you thought the first “Punisher” was punishing, then wait until you see “Punisher 2.” It’s punishier!

We have our first look of the new “Punisher” movie with this trailer that hit the web today on YouTube.

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“Friday the Turdteenth” Pics Surface

If you want a sneak peak at the new “Friday the 13th” remake coming out next year, take a look for yourself, then poke your eyes out because you don’t deserve to have them.

ComingSoon.net has a sneak peak at some set photos of the remake that’s sure to suck.

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“Transformers 2″ Trying to Transform Itself Into a Watchable Film

Are you waiting with giddy anticipation for the next “Transformers” movie from Michael Bay? Well have we got a shocker for you. You are a huge loser with a rotten taste in movies and you need some serious, serious help.

As for the other shocker, Latino Review has some new images of Megatron for “Transformers II: Rise of the Fallen.”

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Love This Movie or the Terrorists Win

Now before the comments start flying about how we’re anti-American and against everything it stands for because we’re making fun of this movie, just remember we here at DumbMovies are Americans too. We’re not left wing or right wing. We firmly believe that both Democrats AND Republicans suck.

So with that in mind, here’s a look at the upcoming parody schlock-fest that is “An American Carol.”

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“Triple-X” to “Triple-Suck”

Have you been clamoring for another “Triple-XXX” movie? Well, get your hand out of your pants and check this out.

Vin Diesel is in talks to return to the third installment, according to Variety.

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Screw the Streams, Don’t Cross This Blogger

I know that as a writer and reporter, I’m supposed to be objective and fair to all sides and willing to accept certain facts I may not personally agree with in order to preserve the overall story. But this news makes wish I could find the people responsible for this #*$&ing travesty and rips their goddamn *##&s off and stuff them right up their #($*$ing #*$.

The MTV Movies Blog has confirmed that there will be a “Ghostbusters 3,” but most likely without the original cast.

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‘Ghost Rider 2′ Set to Go Up in Flames, Then Smoke, Then More Smoke

Here’s a movie that America has been dying to see. No not every other film in development other than the sequel to “Ghost Rider 2.” I’m talking about “Ghost Rider 2.”

MTV Movies Blog reports the sequel starring Nicholas Cage is already in the works.

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There’s a Poster for Another “Saw…This Movie a Million Times Before Even Though There Are Only Five of Them”

If you enjoyed the last four “Saw” movies, then you might be familiar with this gruesome image of a guy getting his head julienned. If you didn’t like the last four “Saw” movies, you might be familiar with this gruesome image because it’s the way your entire head felt when you had to sit through any of them.

The Movie Blog has the skinny on the fifth “Saw” film.

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Paramount Sequels No One Asked for Coming to DVD

If you were hoping and praying for sequels to films like “Grease” and “Without a Paddle,” kill yourself, then watch these sequels because you’ll end killing yourself by the time they are done. It makes for better time managment.

The Movie Blog reports that Paramount will release a line of direct-to-DVD films based on several popular comedies.

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A Trailer So Bad, You’ll Want to Strangle a Muggle

At one time before one of the books came out, there were a stream of rumors that Harry Potter was going to be killed off by J.K. Rowling. Oh how I long for those sweet, carefree days.

A trailer has hit the web for yet another Harry Potter movie on YouTube, this time its “Harry Potter and the Something or Other I Didn’t Even Bother to Find the Title for Because I’m So Sick to Death of These Movies.”

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