Dumb Movies: Dumb Coming Attractions

Back By Unpopular Demand, An “Alvin & the Chipmunks” Sequel

You knew this was coming, so let’s just pretend that it’s the nasty tasting cough medicine we all hated as a child, look at it and swallow it and go on with our lives, except this kind of cough medicine will make you want to stab your own brain.

The Movie Blog reported that a sequel to “Alvin and the Chipmunks” is in the works.

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There’s Always Room for J-Lo

If you’re wondering where Jennifer Lopez went, it’s time to start wishing you hadn’t.

Variety reports that the J.Lo-ster herself will start in another cookie cutter, run of the mill romantic comedy called “Governess.”

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Matthew McConaughey to Star in Biopic “Surfer, Dude”

Some actors really don’t have to act. Keanu Reeves just talks and you’ve got your clueless urban hippie. Dane Cook gets all hopped up on uppers and whippets and just hand him a script that’s littered with board game references. Megan Fox steps in front of a camera and lets her Wonder Twins do the work for her.

Matthew McConaughey is no exception. He’s set to star in a movie about a clueless surfer who just wants to surf, dude, in the worst titled movie of the year, “Surfer, Dude.”

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“Top Gun” to Make More “Top Gunk”

Do you feel the need? The need for speed? Then get in your car and drive it off of a cliff as fast as you can.

Cinematical reports that a new “Top Gun” sequel is in the works and ready to do a flyby at a theater near you very soon.

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Wahlberg to Bring the Pain (Both to Audiences and His Enemies) to “Max Payne”

Can you believe it? A video game movie that’s destined to suck is about to hit the theaters and it ISN’T one directed by Uwe Boll? You’d better watch out, Uwe. Someone’s muscling in on your turf. Better crank out that unwatchable “Duck Hunt” remake before you find yourself on the unemployment line.

A new trailer for the “Max Payne” movie based on the video game of the same name found its way to the web this week.

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

As if the “Transformers” movie couldn’t get any more messed up, it’s about to get a weird cameo and no it’s not Cracker, the autobot who can turn into a broken down, double wide trailer with no wheels.

According to Ain’t It Cool News, a picture of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show’s Wack Pack appeared in a set shot for the new “Transformers” flick.

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The G.I. Joe Movie Will Suck, Now You Know and Knowing is Half the Battle

Is there a classic toy that doesn’t have a development deal with a major motion picture studio? First there was the Transformers movie and now G.I. Joe? What will the Slinky movie be like? “In a world, where you can walk down the stairs, alone or in pairs…”

Some new posters for the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie hit the web this week. Movies Online scored the first images of them.

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Megan Fox Said…Well, I Don’t Remember Because I Was Staring at Her Boobies the Whole Time

Apparently, actress Megan Fox spilled some details about the new “Transformers” movie but it took forever for the news to get to the web because all the bloggers had written in their notebooks was “I would so do her” over and over again.

Megan Fox spilled the beans about the script to “Transformers 2″ to the MTV Movies Blog.

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Another CW Star Gets a Horror Movie Perpetuating the ‘All CW Stars Will Eventually Get Their Own Horror Movie’ Cycle

Recognize that famous face to the left? Me neither, but apparently he’s set to star in another horror movie that’s sure to draw in a crowd of lonely teenage girls who can identify him and have no dates for a Saturday night.

Aaron Ashmore from TV’s “Smallville” and “Veronica Mars” will star in a horror movie that takes place in the Arctic called “The Thaw,” according to ComingSoon.net.

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Holy Smurf! Get Ready to Smurf in Your Smurfs at the “Smurfs” Movie

Those cute little adorable creatures that were a staple of every child of the 80s’ Saturday morning cartoon diet are about to be ripped apart and torn limb from tiny blue limb by the most destructive force known to human kind – Hollywood.

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