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After getting tricked the other day about an upcoming spoof movie, we’re a little reluctant to post this latest news because even though the other film “Art House Movie” was a total fake, this one made me mad all over again. Dammit, I just patched up that hole in the wall too.
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Apparently early in our infancy, we’ve been duped as part an elaborate April Fools’ prank…or we were the ones that pulled the April Fools’ prank ourselves. Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket.
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News like this may be depressing and disheartening but it gives us carte blanche to post pictures like this of Carmen Electra.
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Reality TV has always been a big thorn in my rosebush because it’s an inherent contradiction in terms. It’s not real. Some producer set this crap up because “real” reality is too boring. Don’t believe me? When is the last time you watched the news? That’s what I thought.
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Question: What do you do when your movie franchise has done so many sequels, it has run out of roman numerals to put on the end of its title? Answer: Why you start all over again. Creativity be damned.
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If you can’t even get out of bed in the morning without hearing some news about another big screen TV remake that rapes your memories of yesteryear for the sake of selling another $9 tub of popcorn, get your hand off that snooze button.
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Oh the remakes are abounding this season like sunflowers sprouting up in a late afternoon spring sunshine. How were so many of those sunflowers able to grow? Let’s just say manure makes a great fertilizer.
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They say that the third time is the charm. Well, “they” is full of it because they never saw the first two “Alien vs. Predator” films.
Wanna see something really scary? Then don’t watch the upcoming “Rosemary’s Baby” remake.
ShockTilYouDrop has learned that a remake of the classic Roman Polanski film is in the works.
Platinum Dunes is the production company behind the remake and they are hashing out the details with Paramount executives, details such as “Should we make fans of the original film want to claw their eyes out of their skull with their fingernails or use some type of sharpened instrument?”
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