We have our first look of the new “Punisher” movie with this trailer that hit the web today on YouTube.

We also have our patented “Trashed Trailer” look at the new film. Just follow along with the times below.

00:30 – Richard Cheese is…the Punisher.

01:09 – Since when did the Punisher join Cirque de Sole?

Is it true that there is a place on a man’s head that if you shoot it, it will blow you up? According to 01:33, yes, yes there is.

So with that in mind, here’s a look at the upcoming parody schlock-fest that is “An American Carol.”

We’re not against the film’s message. People have the right to believe whatever they want to believe just as we have the right to express our agreements disagreements with them. We consider any film with a message to be a miracle, even if that message is “Don’t drink gasoline straight out of the can” or “Chewing gum makes your testicles shrink.” It’s the fact that it looks like every other parody comedy to come out since “Airplane!” that makes it dumb.

The trailer has hit YouTube and here’s our “Trashed Trailer” take on it. Just read the comments along with the video and hilarity will ensue, which is more than I can say for “An American Carol.”

00:22 – Poor Gary Coleman. Is there anything he won’t do for a buck these days? Maybe I shouldn’t be asking that on the Internet.

00:55 – Bill O’Reilly makes a cameo in a Port-o-Potty creating a hilarious symbolic joke about his Fox News show.

01:09 – When you call yourself “The Master of Movie Satire” and then put it in giant letters with quotes around and your name in tiny, tiny letters under it, you’ve not just defined the word “douchebag.” You’ve tattooed it on your forehead.

A trailer has hit the web for yet another Harry Potter movie on YouTube, this time its “Harry Potter and the Something or Other I Didn’t Even Bother to Find the Title for Because I’m So Sick to Death of These Movies.”

We, as always, have posted the trailer below for our patented cinematic firing squad system that we called “Trashed Trailers.” Just watch the video below and read along at the right times for our guaranteed pithy comments. Enjoy.

00:08 – A row of crystals is revealed and Dumbledore tells Harry Potter, “What you are looking at are memories.” I’ll bet he keeps Larry Flynt and Wilt Chamberlain’s memory crystals in a shoebox under his bed.

00:52 – A young boy named Tom Riddle tells Dumbledore, “I can make things move without touching them.” Like what? Your penis?

00:57 – Tom also tells Dumbledore, “I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me.” He adds, “For instance, Richard Roeper gave my last film a bad review and now he’s the entertainment reporter in Bumblef#&$*, Arkansas.”

Matthew McConaughey is no exception. He’s set to star in a movie about a clueless surfer who just wants to surf, dude, in the worst titled movie of the year, “Surfer, Dude.”

The Movie Blog put the trailer up on YouTube, but we have something they don’t other than a career, a steady paycheck and regular website visitors.

We’ve given the trailer our patented “Trashed Trailer” review. Just read the comments along with the corresponding times to the video below and everything will be cool, dude.

00:47 – Woody Harrelson plays McConaughey’s burned out manager who says, “We’ve got to fertilize the money tree so it can keep growing.” That’s not a quote from the movie. That’s an actual line item taken from Harrelson’s tax return.

01:07 – McConaughey sets a pile of surfboards on fire. Well at least the film will know how to reach what the audience is thinking.

01:45 – Willie Nelson appears in the trailer. Matthew McConaughey? Woody Harrelson? Willie Nelson? And they’re all playing stoners? Is there ANY acting going on in this film?