Dumb Movies: Uwe Boll

Get Free Gum for Ruining a Crappy Director’s Career

If you thought the “Stop Uwe Boll” petition drive couldn’t get any more cutthroat or sadistic, think again. A candy company is using their considerable muscle to rally together their band of diabetic, flabby armed gamers to stop Boll in his tracks.

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EW Calls Uwe Boll ‘Cinema’s Worst Director’

Entertainment Weekly, the magazine for people with coffee tables, recently asked the question, “Is Uwe Boll the worst director of all time?” They tried to answer this question by reviewing all of his films AT ONCE. We just like to say that you should never attempt to reenact this stunt at home. These people are professionals, even if they write for Entertainment Weekly.

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Boll Puts His Mouth Where His Balls Are

Uwe Boll has had an interesting career as a movie director, if by interesting you mean as interesting as a train wreck that a plane nose dived into while carrying a payload of fireworks, dynamite and CIA grade C4.

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