Uwe Boll has had an interesting career as a movie director, if by interesting you mean as interesting as a train wreck that a plane nose dived into while carrying a payload of fireworks, dynamite and CIA grade C4.

This time, he’s taken to task a petition that has been circulating to get him to stop making movies and has vowed to quit if the petition gets over 1 million signatures, according to FEARnet.

It gets worse. In a movie message at Movieset for his upcoming movie “Postal,” he claims his true genius by saying, “If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bull**** what you get every f***ing weekend.”

He goes on to say that, “I am the only genius in the whole f***ing business.” Dear sweet Christ. If he’s the smartest guy in Hollywood, what does that say about the rest of us? We should all be wearing drool bibs right now.

Wow, that must have taken quite a set of balls to say that. That’s why we’ve created this petition asking Boll to prove his ballness by showing them to us. Quite honestly, we hope we fail because the sight of those fuzzy flesh peaches will most likely throw us into a coma, but if you say something that merits such a statement, you’d better have the cajones to back them up. You can sign the petition here at http://www.petitiononline.com/dummovie/petition.html, you sick f***s.