There’s something inherently annoying about the “Bourne” movie franchise. Sure the first one was OK and the second wasn’t as good but still good and the third wasn’t as good as the other one. It really just pisses me off that a big movie franchise like that can’t at least be really, really, really mediocre, bad mediocre, Brent Ratner mediocre.

It also ticks me off that he just can’t die. I’m not rooting for the bad guys who anything but he keeps escaping from these really tight situations from people who are trained FOR A LIVING to hunt down and kill people who can’t be hunted down or killed. Your tax dollars at work I suppose.

So imagine my sheer aggravation and frustration when I hit the web this morning and found this little snippet of YET another installment of the franchise. Can someone please find this guy and put him down like a rabid dog so Hollywood can go back to giving Jason Statham even more over-the-top action movies for me to ridicule?