Hey there America, did you like “The Da Vinci Code” movie? Of course you didn’t, that’s why they are making a sequel because you didn’t learn you lesson.

Variety reports that director Ron Howard has already started casting people for the sequel.

Actually, that’s not true. It’s a prequel, and we know how well prequels have been. That’s right George Lucas. I’m looking at you. Don’t look away when I’m talking to you, you lumberjack looking bastard.

Tom Hanks will return to the lead role, a symbologist who gets caught up with a secret religious sect fronted by the Catholic Church. Those sound like some guys you don’t want to mess with. When they say “Kneel!”, you ask “How low?”

Ewan MacGregor is also in negotiations to star in the film, which isn’t giving me much hope given his previous sequels. That’s right, Lucas, I’m looking at you again. Don’t make me come over there and go all Boba Fett on your ass.