Has anyone in the history of the universe ever found movies like “Meet the Spartans,” “Date Movie” and “Epic Movie” funny? If you just answered yes, get out. You don’t belong in the universe.

Now according to several online sources, the creators of those craptastic flicks are bringing about movie rip-off to the big screen called “Disaster Movie.”

Cinematical posted the first of the new posters for the movie and it makes me want to drown something.

Oh great, I smell a “Inconvenient Truth” parody coming on, the only movie that seemed insusceptible to a parody. The only truly funny way to do it is to get Al Gore to play himself and I hear he could really use the money these days. Priuses don’t grow on trees.

Then MTV’s Movies Blogposts this bit of shit…

“The Simpsons Movie”?!?!? What does “The Simpsons Movie” have to do with disaster films? This tells me they aren’t even trying this time. Now instead of doing a parody of just one specific genre of films, they are just shooting a machine guns worth of craptastic jokes at a whole bunch of popular films. What they should be doing is using real bullets.