Video game movies are a mystery to me. They have a pretty solid track record of being really bad and yet they keep making them. It’s as if the studios don’t even care if they are good or…oh wow, I’ve just reached total enlightenment!

Dark Horizons reports that the creators of the “Doom” video game want a sequel and they’ll shoot you in the face with a big f#&$ing gun.

iD Software, the company that makes the game, told Shack News that they want to do another movie because they’ve learned some important lessons from making the first one, the chief one being don’t base your movie off of a video game or it’s sure to suck.

If the film got the greenlight, Universal would get the first crack at ruining it since they own the rights to it. “Last rites” is probably a more accurate description.

Todd Hollenshead, id CEO, said he wouldn’t say what the new movie would be about since he wants to build the buzz for it. Yeah, you wouldn’t something useless like “story” and “plot” getting in the way of your movie.