Here’s a movie that America has been dying to see. No not every other film in development other than the sequel to “Ghost Rider 2.” I’m talking about “Ghost Rider 2.”

MTV Movies Blog reports the sequel starring Nicholas Cage is already in the works.

That large grinding engine noise you keep isn’t the revving of Ghost Rider’s modified Boss Hoss 3 LRC. It’s the collective grinding of America’s teeth. It’s a common mistake.

Surprisingly, Cage doesn’t seem to know the film is going ahead at full speed and eventually head-on into a brick wall. See, Nicky my boy, those big stacks of paper they throw on your doorstep while your sleeping in a bed that’s stuffed with cash (not under the mattress, the bed is literally stuffed and stitched out of cash), those are called scripts. Try reading one sometime.

He said the only development he had heard was that the next film would take place in Europe and the character (this is so true) will “work with the Catholic Church.” So keep an eye out for “Ghost Rider 2: Fire Down Below,” coming soon to a theater near you.