If you like zombies (and who doesn’t) and if you like strippers (and you doesn’t), then have I got the perfect movie for you, you very very lonely man.

The trailer for the new direct-to-DVD extravaganza, “Zombie Strippers,” starring Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson hit the web this week.

Here’s our patented “Trashed Trailer” breakdown of the video’s premiere trailer on YouTube.

00:23 – The foreboding trailer narrator says, “In this small Nebraska town, a secret government project has gotten out of control and a deadly virus has been unleashed.” Well if Midwestern strippers are involved, I’m guessing the virus is “cholera.”

00:29 – Hey, is that The Todd from “Scrubs” holding the spoon full of mystery science fluid? Mealticket five. (SCHWAP!)

01:00 – The ominious movie trailer guy says, “Now every man’s fantasy is about to become…their worst nightmare.” Oh crap! Mom? Is that you? Get off the stage and why are you wearing my thong? You’ve been in my room again haven’t you? I told you to stay out of the basement.