‘Hulk’ Ready for Close Up (But We’re Not) With New Pics

The new “Incredible Hulk” movie is just around the corner and some new pics have surfaced of the cast member walking around, staring at things and touching things. That’s $150 million in CGI effects that’s sure well spent folks.

Our good friends at FilmSchoolRejects scored the new pics. We, of course, couldn’t help but add our own commentary.
















“If these high halogen lights don’t help me find those pesky nose hairs in the morning, I’m just going to have my wife pluck them for me. Then we’ll see if she REALLY loves me.”

“Any of you &$%^ing pricks move, and I’ll execute every mother*#$&ing last one of ya!”


“This urine sample drinking contest is going to make the best ‘jackass’ audition tape ever!”

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