If you can’t even get out of bed in the morning without hearing some news about another big screen TV remake that rapes your memories of yesteryear for the sake of selling another $9 tub of popcorn, get your hand off that snooze button.

According to E! Online, the remake for “The A*Team” is in the works.

The site said in the summer of 2009, the bowels of Hell will open up and unleash their minions upon the Earth, God will turn his back on us and Satan will reward ignorance with power, let mediocrity reign supreme and force all of mankind of witness the true face of terror OR “The A*Team” will open in theaters nationwide.

Highly credible director John Singleton who directed “Four Brothers” and “Boyz n the Hood” will helm the project. He said he plans to make the film a serious action movie. All of the comedy will, of course, be unintentional.

Singleton didn’t give many details in the way of cast, but if he had his druthers, he would cast Woody Harrelson as Murdoch, Ice Cube as B.A. and Hillary Clinton as Hannibal because she could bring her own guns and tank to the set.