“The Dark Knight” is a big, huge hit, so big that’s there’s even talk of it being an Oscar contender. That means the rumors about the third film are going to never stop flying until it hits the screen. We wish this one would have crash landed.

Get the Big Picture reports that Cher is being consider to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie.

That’s right Cher, the only woman in history who’s had enough plastic surgery that could transform her into a cat. I guess it makes sense since they would save a lot of money on makeup.

Director Christopher Nolan reportedly wants Cher to don the cat suit for the next film because he wants to the Batman villainness as “a vamp in her twilight years.” I’m wondering if they actually meant to say “tramp” instead of “vamp.”

The blog also said the source of the rumor said…

“The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s purring creations.”

In other words, the new Catwoman will be totally unappealing and completely unattractive.