Some actors really don’t have to act. Keanu Reeves just talks and you’ve got your clueless urban hippie. Dane Cook gets all hopped up on uppers and whippets and just hand him a script that’s littered with board game references. Megan Fox steps in front of a camera and lets her Wonder Twins do the work for her.

Matthew McConaughey is no exception. He’s set to star in a movie about a clueless surfer who just wants to surf, dude, in the worst titled movie of the year, “Surfer, Dude.”

The Movie Blog put the trailer up on YouTube, but we have something they don’t other than a career, a steady paycheck and regular website visitors.

We’ve given the trailer our patented “Trashed Trailer” review. Just read the comments along with the corresponding times to the video below and everything will be cool, dude.

00:47 - Woody Harrelson plays McConaughey’s burned out manager who says, “We’ve got to fertilize the money tree so it can keep growing.” That’s not a quote from the movie. That’s an actual line item taken from Harrelson’s tax return.

01:07 - McConaughey sets a pile of surfboards on fire. Well at least the film will know how to reach what the audience is thinking.

01:45 - Willie Nelson appears in the trailer. Matthew McConaughey? Woody Harrelson? Willie Nelson? And they’re all playing stoners? Is there ANY acting going on in this film?