All of my wishes are coming true. It’s just like Christmas except unwanted kids aren’t running around my house in front of my TV while I watch the game, there are no relatives around to create awkward conversations about bladder operations and Grandpa’s not drunk and calling the authorities to report a kidnapping because his kids are talking about putting him in a home.

After studios quashed rumors about a possible friends movie, it seems the creators of “The Sopranos” have whacked any chance of a similar movie, according to Cinematical.

HBO has been wanting a “Sopranos” movie since the success of the “Sex and the City” movie. Of course, they fail to realize that while millions of girlfriends can force their boyfriends to bring them to the theater, the boyfriends can’t do the same thing because they don’t have vaginas.

Unfortunately, “Sopranos” creator David Chase doesn’t want any part of it. He’s put the show behind him whereas a movie based on it would probably just come from his behind.

We have to give Chase a big round of applause for taking such a high road. Chances are HBO would have been willing him to offer him total creative control and a pile of money that would have it’s own stratosphere. We certainly wouldn’t be so high and mighty. Hey, we’ve got opinions but we’ve also got bills to pay and beer runs to make.