‘Willow 2′ Would Be Shortest Sequel Ever, Not By Length But By Height
Remember the day when “Willow” was about to premiere in the local theater and how you camped out in front of the box office for days going without sleep or showering or solid food and just when you were about to give up, the box office opened and you got the first ticket and you realized how sad and pathetic your lonely life really was when you were the only person in the theater?
Well, chances are if you were the person I described above, you’ll have another chance to relive the emotional pain all over again because a “Willow 2″ could be in the works soon, according to the MTV Movies Blog. Read more »
The summer movie season seems to be in full swing since there’s a slew of films on the weekend menu that are short on story and long on suck. Here’s the stuff you should avoid this weekend like gamma radiation poisoning.
Those cute little adorable creatures that were a staple of every child of the 80s’ Saturday morning cartoon diet are about to be ripped apart and torn limb from tiny blue limb by the most destructive force known to human kind - Hollywood.
Has anyone in the history of the universe ever found movies like “Meet the Spartans,” “Date Movie” and “Epic Movie” funny? If you just answered yes, get out. You don’t belong in the universe.
If you thought “Spider Man 3″ was bad, well get ready to pull the brakes on the suck train because “Spider Man 4″ wants to get on and he’s got a first class ticket.
Hollywood seems to have a skewed view of how to make a successful action remake. The trend used to be that the producers would put together a lot of accomplished action writers and actors in the hopes of making a good action movie. These days, the trend seems to be that the producers do a whole lot of acid, whack each other across the head with wooden boards and then cast writers and actors in the hopes of making a good action movie before the hallucinations wear off. 
There’s something inherently annoying about the “Bourne” movie franchise. Sure the first one was OK and the second wasn’t as good but still good and the third wasn’t as good as the other one. It really just pisses me off that a big movie franchise like that can’t at least be really, really, really mediocre, bad mediocre, Brent Ratner mediocre.
Yes, Axel Foley will be back for one more movie and let’s just hope that this time, he really means “one” more movie. Of course, as evidenced by the picture to the left, he’s not that good at counting to begin with, so all hope is lost as this point.
If you saw the “Sex and the City” movie this past weekend and didn’t get laid, I’d think about calling a lawyer or if you didn’t bring a date with you, a psychiatrist because you have some issues that need to be worked out.
Call me blind, but part of me loves the original “Plan 9 from Outer Space.” Sure, it’s badly filmed, badly written, badly acted, badly shot, badly edited, badly scored and (probably) badly catered, but Ed Wood’s got heart, something most directors who had more money to fuck around with than Wood did couldn’t muster if they bought enough blood from their starving teenage assistants.