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August 19, 2008 ·
Filed under Adam Sandler, In The News ·
Normally I’m never for censorship of any kind, but when it comes to Adam Sandler’s last film, I’ll make an exception.
The Movie Blog reports that Lebanon is the only Arab nation to allow screenings of Sandler’s last film, “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.”
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August 17, 2008 ·
Filed under In The News ·
Hey there American public, are you dying (get it?) to see another “Leprechaun” sequel? Have you been unable to go through life without knowing where that wiley “Leprechaun” ends up? Have you been on the brink of emotional suicide because there hasn’t been another “Leprechaun” movie? Of course you haven’t.
That hasn’t stopped director Darryl Bousman from announcing that he’s interested in doing another one, according to the MTV Movies Blog.
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August 14, 2008 ·
Filed under Dumb on DVD, In The News ·
So if you hire Paris Hilton to be in your movie and that movie tanks, technically you should be able to sue Paris Hilton for damages, right? Makes sense to me.
Unfortunately, the backers of Paris’ last film, “Pledge This!” sued her not because the film tanked, but because she didn’t try to promote the movie, according to Cinematical.
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August 10, 2008 ·
Filed under In The News ·
If you thought Mel Gibson was crazy before, wait until you hear this.
Both Gibson and Danny Glover and ready, willing and able to make a fifth “Lethal Weapon” movie, according to The Movie Blog.
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August 7, 2008 ·
Filed under Dumb on DVD, Sure to Suck ·
Another weekend is just around the corner and that can only mean one thing, other than the odds are that you’ll meet your friends at the bar for a few drinks and wake up four days later in another country with no money, hair or pants.
The movie theaters and DVD stores are bound to be filled with new releases that will make you want to release something all over them. These are the movies that are “Sure to Suck” this weekend.
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August 6, 2008 ·
Filed under In The News ·
We have some sad news to report today. Well, we always have sad news, but this is sad in that it’s about the end of the era and the inevitable passage of time, not the development of ignorance and prolonging of stupidity. You know, stuff about Uwe Boll’s movies.
Film critic Roger Ebert as well as fellow critic Richard Roeper will not be returning to their famous television show after 33 years on the air, according to the New York Times.
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August 5, 2008 ·
Filed under In The News, Video Game Movies that Don't Involve Uwe Boll ·
Video game movies are a mystery to me. They have a pretty solid track record of being really bad and yet they keep making them. It’s as if the studios don’t even care if they are good or…oh wow, I’ve just reached total enlightenment!
Dark Horizons reports that the creators of the “Doom” video game want a sequel and they’ll shoot you in the face with a big f#&$ing gun.
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August 4, 2008 ·
Filed under Dumb on DVD, In The News ·
Did you think the last two live action “Scooby Doo” movies were just pure tripe, a total piece of garbage and a complete waste of your time, money and eyeball juice? So do the studio heads. For once, we see eye to evil, evil eye.
Variety reports the third live action film will go straight-to-DVD.
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July 31, 2008 ·
Filed under Dumb Coming Attractions, Trashed Trailers ·
At one time before one of the books came out, there were a stream of rumors that Harry Potter was going to be killed off by J.K. Rowling. Oh how I long for those sweet, carefree days.
A trailer has hit the web for yet another Harry Potter movie on YouTube, this time its “Harry Potter and the Something or Other I Didn’t Even Bother to Find the Title for Because I’m So Sick to Death of These Movies.”
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July 30, 2008 ·
Filed under Dumb Coming Attractions, In The News ·
You knew this was coming, so let’s just pretend that it’s the nasty tasting cough medicine we all hated as a child, look at it and swallow it and go on with our lives, except this kind of cough medicine will make you want to stab your own brain.
The Movie Blog reported that a sequel to “Alvin and the Chipmunks” is in the works.
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