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ABBA Vows to End Its Reign of Terror

Technically this isn’t movie news except for the fact that happened at a premiere for a movie that looks and sounds like it could kill people with its very soul.

The disco tripe churner ABBA announced they will never get together for a reunion, according to the the AP.

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Finally…Some Good News About a Bad Movie

In the few months I’ve been doing this blog, I’m happy to report that FINALLY I have some good news to report for the first time in our short history. Uwe Boll is retiring in flames kind of good. The guy who make the “Movie” parody movies are now managing a 7-11 kind of good.

There will not be a “Friends” movie, according to The Movie Blog.

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Maybe Al Gore Was Right AND Dull…

There must be waves of heat stroke criss crossing the country because with a few exceptions, a lot of bad movies have been scoring the number one box office spot.

The superhero spoof “Hancock” earned the top at the box office during the coveted Fourth of July weekend, according to IMDB.com.

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We Won’t Resort to Any Obvious and Cheap Jokes About How ‘Hancock’ Sucks in This Week’s ‘Sure to Suck’

The Fourth of July weekend is coming up, so you’ve got to have some plans by now. Maybe you should go to a barbecue to take a blanket and some beer to a quiet hill and watch some fireworks with that special someone. How about a trip to the movies? Sure, if you’re a big ol’ Communist.

Here’s what “Sure to Suck” at the theaters and on DVD this weekend.

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What Happened with “The Happening”?

M. Night Shyamalan’s latest shock ‘n shout fest “The Happening” didn’t happen. Surprise!

According to Rotten Tomatoes, the film barely pulled in $60 million after more than two weeks in released and has the lowest percentage critic rating among this week’s top 10 highest grossing movies. This means it’s destined to become not just one of the worst rating and successful films of the summer, but perhaps of the entire year.

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These Movies Do Not Compute

Things are a little slow out here at Casa de PelĂ­culas Mudas what with Pixar’s new “Wall-e” being all sweet and cute and melting everyone’s heart into sweet tasting goo. Damn you Pixar! Why do your movies have to kick so much ass? Every time you make a good movie, one of my children doesn’t get to eat.

So in honor of Pixar’s latest masterpiece, we present some dumb movies about robots.

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

As if the “Transformers” movie couldn’t get any more messed up, it’s about to get a weird cameo and no it’s not Cracker, the autobot who can turn into a broken down, double wide trailer with no wheels.

According to Ain’t It Cool News, a picture of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show’s Wack Pack appeared in a set shot for the new “Transformers” flick.

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‘Get Smart’ is No. 1 at the Box Office, No. 2,789 with the Critics

A lot of you “Get Smart” are probably staring at the screen and going “Nyah-nyah-nyah” like little sugared up children because I put this film on last week’s “Sure to Suck” list. All it did was making the number one spot at the box office. If money proved that a film was good, “The Phantom Menace” would have won the Best Picture Oscar.

“Get Smart,” the TV adaptation starring Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway, took home the top spot at the box office this weekend, according to Rotten Tomatoes.

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The G.I. Joe Movie Will Suck, Now You Know and Knowing is Half the Battle

Is there a classic toy that doesn’t have a development deal with a major motion picture studio? First there was the Transformers movie and now G.I. Joe? What will the Slinky movie be like? “In a world, where you can walk down the stairs, alone or in pairs…”

Some new posters for the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie hit the web this week. Movies Online scored the first images of them.

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Megan Fox Said…Well, I Don’t Remember Because I Was Staring at Her Boobies the Whole Time

Apparently, actress Megan Fox spilled some details about the new “Transformers” movie but it took forever for the news to get to the web because all the bloggers had written in their notebooks was “I would so do her” over and over again.

Megan Fox spilled the beans about the script to “Transformers 2″ to the MTV Movies Blog.

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