If you were hoping and praying for sequels to films like “Grease” and “Without a Paddle,” kill yourself, then watch these sequels because you’ll end killing yourself by the time they are done. It makes for better time managment.

The Movie Blog reports that Paramount will release a line of direct-to-DVD films based on several popular comedies.

The blog reports that Cinematical will do a sequel to “Road Trip,” the college comedy starring Breckin Meyer and Tom Green, which is funny in and of itself since it’s hard to believe any college would accept Green as a student.

They will also release a third sequel to the “Grease” musicals. The tagline should read, “Bend over and smile because this will be a real lube job.”

The worst of the worst will definitely be a sequel to “Without a Paddle” called “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling.” Unfortunately, you won’t feel as good after watching it as you will after answering nature’s call.