So if you hire Paris Hilton to be in your movie and that movie tanks, technically you should be able to sue Paris Hilton for damages, right? Makes sense to me.

Unfortunately, the backers of Paris’ last film, “Pledge This!” sued her not because the film tanked, but because she didn’t try to promote the movie, according to Cinematical.

Well hell, I would think not having Paris Hilton promote your movie would be the best thing that could happen to it. In fact, they should be suing if she did help to promote it. Sort of a false advertising suit.

If you’re interested to know what the movie is about, please go home and kill yourself because no one deserves to be on this planet with you.

She’s being sued $75,000 for not meeting her promotional obligations and she got $1 million for appearing in the movie. Just pay the people so we don’t have to hear about this anymore, Paris. $75,000 is what you use to paper train your weekly chihuahua.