“Point Break” Sequel Will Make Future Generations Cry

If you liked the catchy dialogue of Keanu Reeve’s performance in the first “Point Break” with such memorable lines as “Whoa,” “Dude” and “Whoa dude,” have we got good news for you.

According to IESB.net, a sequel to “Point Break” is making its way through the bowels of Hollywood.

It’s title will be “Point Break: Indo.” Why, you ask? That’s because it takes places in Indonesia. It’s a good thing the screenwriters didn’t set the film in Butte, Montana.

Director Jan de Bont told IESB he believes the new film will have the…

“most extreme action stunts ever caught on camera.”

Wait, is he making a movie or a $50 million “jackass” audition tape? If it’s the latter, he’s just wasting his money because they never review those things. He’s just throwing his money.

So will you if you pay to see it in the theater. Take that money, run it through your shredder and use the scraps as kindling for your fireplace. You’ll save money on your heating bills and never have to imagine Patrick Swayze shirtless ever again.

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