We all know that all video game movies suck. And we all know that all Jerry Bruckheimer movies suck. What would happen if someone combined the two? If the thought hasn’t made your head explode, then keep reading.

Walt Disney and Bruckheimer are teaming up again, this time for a big screen remake of the video game classic “Prince of Persia,” according to MoviesOnline.

The Canadian movie website has a preview of the new poster set to invade theaters soon and it looks extremely dull.

















































That’s not a poster for a movie about a swashbuckling prince of power. It looks like a still capture of the view from Uday Hussein’s toilet.

The plot also sounds way too over the top and ridiculous to be a movie that can hold my attention for more than 15 minutes. Apparently there’s this mysterious hour glass full of sand and a magical dagger that’s been stolen from the prince’s city, so he has to retrieve from them in order to save his people but on the way, he meets a mysterious wizard who hands him an evil ring and orders him to throw it in a volcano to ensure it will not fall in the wrong hands. As he tries to enter the country where the volcano is located, he is picked up by U.S. Marshals, mistaken for a terrorist and thrown in Guantanamo Bay where he and his cell mate, Kumar, escape and accidentally end up in President Bush’s Crawford Ranch where they get high and laugh uncontrollably at seemingly innocuous phrases like “Git-r-Done” and “Mission accomplished.” Sorry for the spoilers folks.