Scooby-Don’t
Did you think the last two live action “Scooby Doo” movies were just pure tripe, a total piece of garbage and a complete waste of your time, money and eyeball juice? So do the studio heads. For once, we see eye to evil, evil eye.
Variety reports the third live action film will go straight-to-DVD.
This means that the studios were committed to doing a third film but released it was so bad and not worth releasing in the theaters that maybe they could make back their money on home video in much the same way that dot com stockholders were selling their blood in the hopes they could make back the money they lost investing in their companies.
The new film will be called “Scooby Doo: The Beginning” because “Scooby Doo: The Movie You Should Not Buy or Watch in Any Form or Capacity” wouldn’t fit on the cover.
The film will focus on how the Scooby-Doo gang got together and became a mystery solving gang as they try to find out who’s haunting their high school. Who wants to bet it’s going to be Mr. Withers, the man who used to run the abandoned amusement park?
