I know that as a writer and reporter, I’m supposed to be objective and fair to all sides and willing to accept certain facts I may not personally agree with in order to preserve the overall story. But this news makes wish I could find the people responsible for this #*$&ing travesty and rips their goddamn *##&s off and stuff them right up their #($*$ing #*$.

The MTV Movies Blog has confirmed that there will be a “Ghostbusters 3,” but most likely without the original cast.

This cheeses my cracker for three reasons. One, it’s an iconic movie that every child of the 80’s either loved and loved so much they would have killed a stranger to find out what happens to the Ghostbusters after the second sequel.

Second, it was written and created by some of the funniest and most creative people on the planet. Any attempt for anyone else to make it other than its creators, Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis, who couldn’t get a movie deal for a third film because of the ridiculously high salaries they’d deserve for making it. It’s like letting Picasso repaint the Sistene Chapel. There’s a chance it might look good, but you just know it’s going to look #*$&ed up.

Lastly, Aykroyd and Ramis have found a way to do the third movie they wanted, even if God can’t pay them: a kick-ass video game featuring all the original actors from the first two movies. Now it looks like because of this film and some other stupid marketing reasons, that game is on hold. Thanks again Hollywood for being the manufacturer of dreams and then taking them from us. You’re the alcoholic father I never had.