Spider Man, Spider Man, Does Whatever a Spider Man Can…To Run His Movie Series Into the Ground
If you thought “Spider Man 3″ was bad, well get ready to pull the brakes on the suck train because “Spider Man 4″ wants to get on and he’s got a first class ticket.
Director Sam Raimi said he’s willing and able to do a fourth installment to the Spider Man series, according to ComingSoon.net.
It’s as if he’s telling the world with “Spider Man 3,” “hey you wanna see something that sucks? I’ll show you something that sucks.”
Don’t get us wrong. We liked the first two. The first one was OK. The second one was awesome. The third was like the second time you’ve eaten at Hooters. You’ve seen everything there is to see. Now you want something that actually has real taste.
There’s no word on who the new villain would be or what’s in store for the fourth film. They’ve already killed off all the great villains. Venom died at the end of the third one. Doctor Octopus took himself out after the second one. The Green Goblin died at the end of the first AND the third films. Who’s left? Convoluted Sequel Man?
J.Z. Said,
June 24, 2008 @ 8:57 am
Fuck you, that’s all I really have to say. First off, the third one kicked ass. Secondly, there is still Electro, Hammer Head, the Spider Slayers, the Hobgoblin, which is completley different from the Green Goblin, and more. Hey mabey they will do a classic alliance between Spidey and the X-Men.
Danny Gallagher Said,
July 8, 2008 @ 2:18 am
Yeah, I’d like to see a fourth “Spider Man” movie. That way they’ll eventually run the series into the ground in no time flat and we won’t have to endure the pain ever again. So keep cranking out those letters to the studio heads. What else are you going to do while you’re living in your parents’ basement?