So now that the summer movie season is finally out of the way and Oscar nomination times are winding down fast, that must mean the theaters will have smooth sailing for now on. Yeah, keep enjoying that pipe dream until the pipe bursts and floods your basement with hope, despair and misery and no plumber is going to agree to clean that up. Here’s what is sure to suck this weekend at a theater near you.

Tyler Perry is back again with another movie, this time he takes a more dramatic turn from his usual family comedies. So if you didn’t like his previous movies, then get ready to be pleasantly surprised because you REALLY won’t like this one either.

It’s about two old friends who decide to go on a cross country trip in order to keep their families together amid a series of scandals and controversies. The scandal being that no one can believe that someone let Tyler Perry make another movie and the controversy being that anyone will believe that people will actually see it.

Next up is a movie in limited release this weekend and let’s hope it stays that way. Matthew McConaghey stars as Matthew McConaghey in the world’s worst titled film, “Surfer, Dude.”

It’s about a world champion surfer who comes home to find that his managers have sold him out to a money mad millionaire who wants to exploit his good looks and hot body for a quick buck. It’s also known by it’s original title, “The Matthew McConaghey Story.”