Is there a classic toy that doesn’t have a development deal with a major motion picture studio? First there was the Transformers movie and now G.I. Joe? What will the Slinky movie be like? “In a world, where you can walk down the stairs, alone or in pairs…”

Some new posters for the upcoming “G.I. Joe” movie hit the web this week. Movies Online scored the first images of them.

First, here’s a look at the poster of the infamous Baroness whose sultry curves, shimmering hair and absolutely gorgeous face doesn’t make her look the least bit German.




























Then there’s the evil Snake Eyes who looks like someone took a dump on Master Chief from “Halo”…




























Finally, there’s a poster for Duke who looks like he could really mess us up if we made any jokes about him, so just look at the picture and shut up because I like having my nose in the middle of my face…