Reality TV has always been a big thorn in my rosebush because it’s an inherent contradiction in terms. It’s not real. Some producer set this crap up because “real” reality is too boring. Don’t believe me? When is the last time you watched the news? That’s what I thought.

So, not intent on destroying everything that used to be wholesome and good on television, MTV (the M stands for “M*****F***ing, Horrible and Unwatchable) wants to bring their reality hit “The Hills” to the big screen, according to Cinematical.

I don’t watch the show and I don’t think I ever will, so I’m not familiar with all of the players involved but Blonde Spotlight Bimbo told MTV there have been talks to take the show to the movies saying “We’ve just talked about it.”

She then added, “We have ABSOLUTELY talked about it.” That’s pretty much what you can expect for 120 minutes of dialogue right there folks.

She also described the film as basically an episode that stretched out and edited to be longer than a typical show. So people would pay to do something they can get at home for free? I’m sure no one thinks that would ever be a good idea. Just ask Eliot Spitzer.