There’s a Poster for Another “Saw…This Movie a Million Times Before Even Though There Are Only Five of Them”

If you enjoyed the last four “Saw” movies, then you might be familiar with this gruesome image of a guy getting his head julienned. If you didn’t like the last four “Saw” movies, you might be familiar with this gruesome image because it’s the way your entire head felt when you had to sit through any of them.

The Movie Blog has the skinny on the fifth “Saw” film.

Specifically, they snagged a copy of the new poster…





























Where have I seen this poster before? Oh right, the last four “Saw” films. They each had some kind of horrible, grotesque human mutilation to remind audiences that the film will definitely be short on plot and long on flying blood and other bodily humors.

The only audience for these films are the blood-thirsty horror fiends who dig films with torture and innocent deaths, which there isn’t anything wrong with as long as the films they are watching aren’t home videos or terrorist cell training videos.

But the more films they make, the more extreme they have to be to make them stand out. So by the time “Saw XIIII” rolls around, the poster will just be a giant pile of bloody soaked bodies in a cereal bowl with a spoon sticking out of it and the tagline, “Two scoops…of pain.” If that sounds like a lame joke, just imagine the “Saw” screenwriter who’s jotting a note down in his idea book.

1 Comment »

  1. mick Said,

    March 10, 2010 @ 12:42 pm

    I’m sick of saw.
    I mean the 2nd one was actually quite innovative, but now they’re just taking the biscuit. Movie series should a dies with the main protagonist in 3.

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