“Top Gun” to Make More “Top Gunk”

Do you feel the need? The need for speed? Then get in your car and drive it off of a cliff as fast as you can.

Cinematical reports that a new “Top Gun” sequel is in the works and ready to do a flyby at a theater near you very soon.

The blog speculates that it’s making a comeback in the wake of resurrected franchises like “Rocky,” “Rambo” and “Indiana Jones.” Resurrected makes it sound like they are returning from the dead. They should just rename them all “Night of the Living Sequels.” At least the title would be more original.

It’s so far along that a script is already done. Maverick returns to the training academy from the first film as a teacher. This time, however, it’s him that has to deal with a cocky new, hot shot pilot and…she’s a female! I guess they’re going to have to stop calling it a cockpit.

Producers are also in talks with Tom Cruise to reprise his famous role. He would have to be crazy to do it, so I guess he’s going to take it.

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