“Transformers 2″ Trying to Transform Itself Into a Watchable Film

Are you waiting with giddy anticipation for the next “Transformers” movie from Michael Bay? Well have we got a shocker for you. You are a huge loser with a rotten taste in movies and you need some serious, serious help.

As for the other shocker, Latino Review has some new images of Megatron for “Transformers II: Rise of the Fallen.”


In the first movie, Megatron was just a big hunk of evil shrapnel that reshaped itself to look like a jet plane with bad acne.

But in this movie, he’s a frigging tank!

A tank with bad acne.

63 Comments »

  1. tyler Said,

    April 12, 2009 @ 1:52 pm

    your stupid in the cartoon there was a time he was a tank. like do some research before you uselessly bitch

  2. bob Said,

    May 24, 2009 @ 4:00 pm

    the first movie was actually fuckin good ur head’s just to far up your ass to see

  3. Bri Said,

    May 31, 2009 @ 4:18 pm

    WTF are you talking about?!!!! Tranformers got great ratings and tons of money. It’ll shoot through the roof. and Megatron is supposed to be a tank dumb ass

  4. Intelligencenotshared Said,

    June 21, 2009 @ 5:04 am

    Someone just likes to whine about things they dislike or can’t understand. The plot covers these angles. The airplane to tank bit? Look at it like this: they are humanoid robotics with the ability to assume ANY machine form, generally automotive based for various reasons, most anyone with any sense at all can figure out.

    Stressing the ANY shape bit…they’re not called transformers for nothing. You think bumblebee came to earth knowing how to look like a camaro? It might be fiction but use a little logic before you whine.

  5. Karley Said,

    July 25, 2009 @ 8:55 pm

    its Revenge Of The Fallen not Rise Of The Fallen dumbass

  6. NemaN Said,

    September 27, 2009 @ 11:13 pm

    Yes, it’s an idiot writing about his bad memories and dark memories
    when they watch Transformers.

    Intelligencenotshared said it, transformers takes any shape,
    another example is Beast Machines, when they have organic bodies.

  7. sailogirl Said,

    November 27, 2009 @ 7:02 pm

    you’re a dumbass

  8. sailogirl Said,

    November 27, 2009 @ 7:04 pm

    you’re a stupid asshat

  9. cara who hates youre guts YOU BIG JERK HEAD Said,

    January 16, 2010 @ 1:12 pm

    Youre a big jerk who needs to get a life and not judge other peoples taste jerk and I do not like to cuss and stuff so you are getting off easy with me. but you are stilll a big fat jerk

  10. bobby Said,

    January 21, 2010 @ 3:10 pm

    fuck you man that movie was beast

  11. Yeyo Said,

    May 4, 2010 @ 12:40 am

    this movie was awesome wat the fuk is wrong with you?

  12. tunk Said,

    May 21, 2010 @ 11:11 pm

    ya u are dumb u are dum stupid twansgenders 2 was the bombe. It rocked and you are a jerk yeah i sad it jerk cause thats threatening! lol penis! haha i funny! trasnam 2 was super cool and loud and colorful and i hate black people so thank god for those insensitively racist twins. I also like tits and fire so this was the best mouvie ebbar! this movie isnt domb you just fell asleep at the lack of emotion and story and the 100 different sex jokes. you suck harder than my cellmmate. Im going to watch sesame street cause im homeskooled now ok bye!

  13. kayla Said,

    October 14, 2010 @ 11:28 am

    whoever made this dumb story is a douche bag. and tunk is probably some lil kid that dont know what hes talkin bout. why are peolpe so fuckin retarded.

  14. ReallyWTF Said,

    February 9, 2011 @ 12:21 pm

    Dumbass kid is Dumbass.

  15. @NemaN Said,

    February 9, 2011 @ 12:25 pm

    Agree’d. Another example is in the first movie when Bumble Bee changes into a Camaro, that was freakin awesome.

  16. @?@NemaN Said,

    February 9, 2011 @ 12:30 pm

    Lol thats what Intelligencenotshared said haha.

  17. @NemaN Said,

    February 9, 2011 @ 12:30 pm

    Ohh, lol now I read it ;P

  18. Thats what she Said,

    February 9, 2011 @ 12:31 pm

    HAHA, You all mad?

  19. Wes Said,

    November 16, 2011 @ 4:21 am

    They disagree with this article, so to them, the author is obviously an idiot. Very sad that this is how they respond to a difference in opinion. I hope none of them have children.

  20. Me Said,

    December 15, 2011 @ 8:20 am

    @Wes: They probably just never went to school and still live in their mother’s basement. That would explain their lack of manners and incredibly sucky grammar.

  21. BMW Fix Said,

    April 9, 2012 @ 2:20 pm

    Hmmm.. really? I thought it was a great film!

  22. Raven Snavely Said,

    July 9, 2013 @ 9:45 am

    Megatron is the founder of the Decepticon uprising and their most feared leader. Bob Budiansky, the writer for the Marvel Comics series, stated that originally Hasbro took issue with the name, saying it sounded too frightening. Budiansky responded that as the lead villain, that was the point. Hasbro later agreed with his reasoning, and approved the name “Megatron”.’:”*

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