“Triple-X” to “Triple-Suck”

Have you been clamoring for another “Triple-XXX” movie? Well, get your hand out of your pants and check this out.

Vin Diesel is in talks to return to the third installment, according to Variety.

The star and the studios are currently in talks to star in the movie. We can assume that they are discussing the terms of Diesel’s contract, his salary, the size of his trailer and the brand of chocolate covered goat milk that will be in his trailer. The script will work itself out.

Of course, Diesel didn’t appear in the second film because his price was so high that the studio wouldn’t have made enough money, enough meaning “just enough to buy a gold plated Mercedes that doesn’t have air conditioning powered by two third-world slave childs who live under the hood.”

He’s also returning to the fourth “Fast & Furious” film after bowing out of the last two films. Why the sudden change of mind? Maybe his money belt is starting to feel a little loose. I don’t mean he keeps his money in a special belt. I mean that he literally has a belt made out of money.

3 Comments »

  1. A Person Said,

    December 10, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

    Vin Diesel is a fag and I dont think anyone should watch his gay movies ESPECIALLY Triple X!!!

  2. Princess Bitch Said,

    May 29, 2009 @ 10:11 am

    And you know this movie sucks how? From what’s written, the script isn’t even out yet so you can’t judge a movie if it hasn’t even been written. I do have a question though: how can he come back if he was killed off before the second movie? Didn’t they say he was killed in Bora Bora?

  3. macgyver Said,

    September 14, 2009 @ 7:05 pm

    good point, according to sam jackson or whomever in the 2nd movie, he WAS indeed killed off!! just from a personal standpoint? I COULDN’T GET THROUGH THE SECOND XXX. vin deisel isn’t a homosexual fyi. his price tag for the 2nd film might’ve been to high, but, he’s not a terrible actor. he was actually pretty good in A Man Apart ya know. he’s been in WORSE movies that’s for sure, but, to me just just gets boring after a while, action movies are getting harder and harder to impress and entertain ppl. for me, to much computer animation means i can’t watch it to many times. i like a film to be as REAL LIFE as possible. vin hauling ass down a mtn on a snowboard is NOT possible, some of it was, but, some parts of that were NOT possible, even after he ‘flies’ into the antennae (sp) and the millions of tons of snow that hit it and it didn’t knock it down? ya, i’ll go back to the aviator for that one.

    as for him being a homosexual? obviously he’s not, but, he shouldn’t do love scenes either, stick to action and drama, but, that’s just my opinion to. you wanna watch a good actor, try nicholson, deniro, pacino or freeman, those are my personal choices, all classic, none of them have been in a bod movie (i don’t think anyway), and i’ve never heard any complaints EXCEPT panico in simone, that just plain flat out SUCKED donkey ass.

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