Tucker, Chan Teaming Up to Bring More Pain…to Audiences Everywhere

For once, we have some good news. Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan won’t be teaming up for another “Rush Hour” movie. But before you breathe that sigh of relief, you might want to hold it in, that and every other future breath so you won’t have to hear the news I’m about to bring to you.

According to FilmSchoolRejects.com, the two are re-teaming for another non-”Rush Hour” film.

I’m sure it will be just as high in quality as the last three “Rush Hour” movies, of which I mean none.

The problem is the two are searching for a writer who can capture the mix needed to do another Tucker-Chan chop socky comedy. Apparently the writers from the first three “Rush Hour” movies wasted all of their GOOD material on the first three films.

The two are eager to get started. Chan himself said he wasn’t pleased with the amount of time it took to get some of the “Rush Hour” sequels off the ground. That’s right, you don’t want to piss off Jackie Chan. He may be short, but that just means he has better access to your balls.

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