The Fourth of July weekend is coming up, so you’ve got to have some plans by now. Maybe you should go to a barbecue to take a blanket and some beer to a quiet hill and watch some fireworks with that special someone. How about a trip to the movies? Sure, if you’re a big ol’ Communist.

Here’s what “Sure to Suck” at the theaters and on DVD this weekend.

First up, there’s “Hancock,” a movie we’ve been trashing for awhile and rightfully so because it a superhero movie that makes “Spider Man 3″ look like “Spider Man” and “Spider Man 2″ combined.

Will Smith plays a superhero in need of an extreme PR makeover since he’s basically Nick Nolte with superpowers. After he saves a PR guru played by Jason Bateman, he tries to reshape and soften his image so the public will like and accept him. We’re sure it’s going to have some sappy moralistic ending where the audience is supposed to learn that it’s OK to be yourself, but it will hard for them to accept when they are wishing they could burn every print of the movie by the time the final credits roll.

Then on DVD this week, there’s “Meet the Browns,” another movie from director and screen scribe Tyler Perry that’s sure to earn him another paycheck that he can use as a coaster or something since he already has so many of them.

Seriously, why does this guy keep getting the opportunity to make these horrid, unfunny movies? Because they make everyone who’s involved with them a butt-load of money. By the way, a “butt-load” is also a great way to describe Tyler Perry’s movies.